Thursday, April 19, 2007

Y'all are fiiiiiiiiine!

First today, I'd like to share with you something I've found that I think might be the most hilarious run of text I've EVER seen.. hilarious, and yet so accurate.
From the website of Leanne Hurley, writer of the "A Gay Girl's Guide to..." article in Northern Ireland , I would like to provide you with an excerpt from her Guide to a Seven Day Relationship (in hopes, of course, that you will check out her site and read more)

Day 1 (Saturday)Saturday seems to be a pretty popular day for relationships to begin, so we'll
start our journey here. You will, off course, have to leave the house. Heading towards
somewhere you know lesbians hang out is also going to increase your chances - honestly, it
will. If they serve alcohol where you choose to go, drink lots and encourage any woman you
find even the slightest bit attractive to do the same. This way both of you will gradually
develop into goddesses by the end of the evening and you will never have met anyone with
whom you share so much in common.
Hell, it's almost like talking to yourself. She will be amazing, take her home if you can.


Now, it is entirely possible that I read this with an air of wit and wry that isn't intended, or that you don't share. As such, if you don't find it as funny as I did I won't be offended.
Also, after some considerable childhood reflection (like i have nothing better to do) I remembered my childhood obsession with Anna Chlumsky (better known as Vada from My Girl) and dug up this recent (yes, recent. she's 24.) Playbill photo of her confirming that yes, I do still love her just as much as I did when I was 7. Maybe even more. I don't know who, but someone always said that pretty little girls grow up to be beautiful women. Maybe that was just me, or my wishful thinking. True in Anna's case, nonetheless. (don't believe me? here's another pic of her, when she was on an episode of Law and Order; yeah, I told ya.)
I recently acquired some new t/s pics, so if you're a regular, you'll get to see them all as I change them from day-to-day in the next week or so. Some of them are hilarious. Some of them only look good in actual size, so I may upload them to photobucket and just give you the links. Hm. Something to look forward to :)
In other news, I only have 1 week (i.e. 4 days) of undergraduate college classes left.

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